A totally serious, definitely over-engineered website about cows. Because why not.
Cows can remember faces for years. If you were mean to a cow, she remembers. She will remember.
Cows form close friendships and get stressed when separated from their besties. They literally have a herd for a reason.
Cows have been observed watching sunrises and sunsets. They just... vibe with the sky.
Cows produce more milk when listening to calming music. Country music works too. They have taste.
A cow's moo can mean "I'm hungry," "Where's my calf?" or "Get off my lawn." They have distinct voices — like furry podcasters.
Cows can run up to 25 mph. That's faster than most humans. Don't challenge a cow to a footrace.